Step aside Jelsa
There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town
can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything
Harry Potter text posts
so I’m introducing one of my friends to One Piece …
I look forward to finding out what you meant by that. I think.
shout out to whoever puts tv shows on watch series because it is literally the only thing that’s not blocked in Australia
no seriously we don’t even have netflix
Mr. Rumple Bumple and Mr. Killy Willy are here for the money *mafia style*
Had to do something dance related in senior pictures
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
how to greet your brofriend in 3 easy steps
when did i become this disgusting sap
*magnetos away from my responsibilities* like
#i love how ‘Magneto’ is being used as a verb#like ‘flying’ or ‘levitating’ could have been used and still made sense#but with ‘magnetos’ you get the sense that the speaker ascends with great disdain for humanity and their petty matters#truly a beautiful verb (via roboromantic)